Hillary Nicholson, Dermot's soon to be mother-in-law, pays a visit, and on seeing the Browns, believe that they are rednecks and relocates the wedding to Italy. Betty has kicked Mark out because he turned down a promotion to supervisor; the reason being that he is illiterate. Rory attempts to come out of the closet but Agnes does not understand him. And finally, Cathy is keeping her boyfriend, Mick O'Leary, a secret.
- Agnes Brown - Brendan O'Carroll
- Grandad - Dermot O'Neil
- Cathy Brown - Jennifer Gibney
- Rory Brown - Rory Cowan
- Winnie McGoogan - Eilish O'Carroll
- Dermot Brown - Paddy Houlihan
- Mark Brown - Pat "Pepsi" Shields
- Betty Brown - Amanda Woods
- Episode contains scenes of adult humor and strong language.
- First appearance of Rory and Mark Brown. First appearance of Hillary Nicholson but as a minor character.
- Insurance Man - "Have you thought about life insurance?"
- Mark - "I don't want to talk about it!"