Agnes is annoyed when she is told Maria does not want her at her hen night because she is too old and determines to discover its location from Dermot. Unfortunately she has been misinformed and crashes in on a giant dildo only to find that she is at a solemn wake. To make redress and to demonstrate that she is a perfect middle class hostess she invites Hillary for a meal, served by Rory and his friend Dino but is so nervous that she gets disastrously drunk. Matters are not helped because, in order to impress, she has has a second toilet fitted into a downstairs cupboard and Grandad decides to answer a call of nature - in the wrong cupboard.
- Agnes Brown - Brendan O'Carroll
- Cathy Brown - Jennifer Gibney
- Dermot Brown - Paddy Houlihan
- Rory Brown - Rory Brown
- Winnie McGoogan - Eilish O'Carroll
- Grandad Brown - Dermot O'Neil
- Betty Brown - Amanda Woods
- Maria Nicholson - Fiona O'Carroll
- Dino Doyle - Gary Hollywood
- Hillary Nicholson - Sorcha Busack
- Plumber - Joe Conlan
- Barbara - Emily Regan
- Father Quinn - Gary Lilburn
- Widow Murphy - Helen Spain
- Episode contains strong language and adult humor.
- First appearance of Dino Doyle.